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Peridot: You're A CLOD (Be Our Guest Parody)

Published on Sun, Feb 28th 2016 People & Blogs Rectangular HD

Fan art of Peridot by wazzaldorp
**I don't own anything except my lyrics and voice

LYRICS
You’re a CLOD
you’re a clod
your identity is flawed
your delusion of a fusion
made the world scream oh my god
You’re a freak, you’re a mess
It’s impossible to guess
how the red one and the blue one
Slipped and fell and formed a new one
What a trip that I took
I don’t even want to look
at a being so illegal and so odd
I’ll bring you to your doom
if you don’t get a room
cause you’re a clod,
you’re a clod you’re a clod!!


You’re a clod, you’re a clod
You’re a fake and you’re a fraud
I’ve been bursting with this cursing
since you snuck into my pod
First the runt, then the pearl
Then the combination girl
Then that tiny little Steven
I’m small too, I guess we’re even
But a-hem, I digress,
I despise the way you dress
You express yourself with stars upon your bod
Pearl don’t you dare ignore me
you should do things for me
Know your place, I insist
Yellow diamond would be pissed
Ruby, Sapph— ugh, they just KISSED!!
You’re all CLODS!!!!